Yes its true. Ive met him. His first name is Diet. His last name Coke.
At first I really resisted...even with his firm grip on all my friends and family. He kept up persistence and one night i caved to his cool touch. I haven't been the same since. I knew it was love at first ...gulp?
Look at him, posing like no big deal. He is so silly sometimes.
He's there when I need someone to just sip and listen to me. I indulge in him at LEAST once a day.
People say to quit him like a bad habit, but he's here to stay. I just know it.
He has fulfilled that void in my life I didn't know was there. He completes me and im just so ecstatic I finally have realized what was missing.
Don't be envious.
You too, can find a love like mine.
I bet you he's there waiting for you...at the supermarket just minding his own business....on aisle 3. You go get him!