Friday, February 25, 2011

Kids say the darndest things...

Noah is one of my favorite little people. He turned 3 and he is at that special age where they ask curious questions and makes silly statements. These are a few of my favorite "Noah" quotes.

"Cat why aren't you married yet? I think its because your spending too much time with us."

Noah - "Cat, where did my siblings come from?"
Cat- " They come from heavenly father."
Noah- "I think my dad had something to do with it."

"When we sleep, we get bigger."

"Jesus has hair on his face. That is silly."

Cat- "Noah what would you like for lunch?"
Noah- "A turkey or a ham. Im really hungry today."

"When I grow up I want to be a daddy...or Buzz Lightyear, I don't know yet."

"Cat, if you don't get married, you can borrow my Dad."

Cat- "Did you have a good day at church yesterday, Noah?"
Noah- "Yeah, it was my first day at skybeams!"
Cat- "You mean sunbeams?"
Noah- "oh yeah, oopsie."

"Campbell isn't my friend, hes my brother. I HAVE to love him."

After I caught him getting a little too "close" to his best friend that is a girl.
Cat- "Noah, we don't kiss our friends, only hugs."
Noah- "But shes my best friend, and I like her lips."

"How old are you Cat, like 12?"

(jumping on the trampoline) "I should really join the circus. I am crazy good at this!"

"Can we have cake for lunch? Lets have a party because its friday!"

Noah- "Do you know why its raining?"
Cat- "No, why?"
Noah- "Heavenly Father isn't happy, hes crying."

"Cat, i gotta change my underpants, i got poop in them!"

"Will you play wii with us? Don't worry, I always win."

"If Dora went to my preschool, I wouldn't want to be friends with her."

"Mickey Mouse lives at Disneyland, and he never sleeps."

"Cat, take my picture, I look very nice today."

"We can't get married Cat, your too old for me."

Saying the prayer at dinner...Doesn't start for awhile and looks up at me..."Whats his name again?"

"Lets see how long I can stay in the bathtub! Ill let you know if I have to poop!"

As I reread these, most of them are about my lack of being married. What a punk!

I am constantly laughing and texting Melanie all the funny things he says. There is never a day where he doesn't say something that makes me smile. Which is good because when he poops his pants and spills his cereal all I want to do is cry. But at least hes funny!


  1. he not only brightens YOUR day, he brightens MY day!
    i love those texts and i burst out laughing! best. 3 year old. ever.

  2. I laughed so hard reading these! Thanks for sharing!